New! Pitchmen Biographies by Cool TV Offers!

We just created a new section on this site that contains history and background information on all of the famous As Seen On TV Pitchmen. You should go there now to learn more about these guys and how they became rich and famous! Some quick facts that may pique your interest! Did you know that […]

Vince Got Quick Chopped

Yeah, we’re a little late to the party on this story, but it’s not too late to have a little fun with it anyways.

Vince Offer Promotes Eminem’s Recovery Album

Just had to share this. Not necessarily hilarious, but worth a watch if you’re a fan of Vince.

BREAKING NEWS: Billy Mays’ Death Due To Cocaine!

It’s a sad day today. What some thought was a mystery death for famous As Seen On TV Product Pitchman, Billy Mays’, has turned out to be a scandal laced with Cocaine, Methamphetamines and several other hardcore drugs! According to a new report given by CNN, and several other trusted news organizations, Cocaine played a […]

R.I.P. William Darrell “Billy” Mays, Jr.

We’re a little late in reporting, and you may have heard by now that Billy Mays has passed away. Mays will be remembered as an expert American Salesman famous for promoting great products such as OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other home improvement products. Mays, and his loud, convincing salesman voice will never be forgotten. Rest […]